Really simple concept here, tell me your absolutely worst joke.  No rudies ’cause they’ll get deleted but just jokes that a 5 year old would groan at OK?

To kick this off:

How many elephants can you get in a Mini?

4 – two in the front and two in the back.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his rubbish?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

( to the tune of the William Tell Overture)

Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?

He was looking for a BP station.